Who wants to fly this plane?

We need a fresh SES Pilot w/CFI to start as safety pilot, No experience necessary. Once I am proficient, its your turn to get left seat time, get proficient from both sides. Then you get paid to train a couple SES students. Thin, agile, willing to sacrifice flesh to protect a plane, good swimmer is a plus. Get Turbine Amphib time in this Cessna U206G PT6A-21 all Garmin txi displays, radios. We provide housing, car. Starting now for about 3 weeks. Based in Missouri.